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Old Goats & Old Age vs Lisa Helfend Meyer
After dealing with a long surveillance today (5.27.24) in Encino, I was parked in the 17000 block of Ventura Blvd.. I was talking to one of our agents about the night’s results. When I noticed...
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Judge Wayser
Well lookeeeee here our old friend, The Honorable Joshua Wayser is back on the radar for us again here on DESPERATEEXES.COM. Keep in mind that this ‘fruitcake’ was appointed by the former moron and...
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If Only I had a Penis… and a Big One!!
Go ahead and ask me. I am not homophobic, I am not racist. I will work for anyone who has the ability to pay my $25,000.00 retainer. The other issue is, I don’t get hired, I decide if you will be able...
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26 Year Old New Jersey Detective Murdered
A New Jersey Police Detective was shot and killed last night, it was reported that he had not gotten out of his police cruiser when he was slaughtered by “a barrage of 29 bullets fired by a 14 year...
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I Hate Change
Ask anyone who knows me, even fairly well and they will tell you I am not one who likes change. That is, of course, unless we are speaking of cars, new one every 3-4 years, almost landed a great deal...
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Lisa Helfend Meyer and Old Faithful
Several weeks ago I was at the Yellowstone National Park, we stopped by and hung out with a client and his family that we were traveling with and got a special tour. (A wealthy politician just cannot...
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Divorce and Big Paydays!
When was the last time you heard anyone in the throws of a DIVORCE say “I love my DIVORCE attorney”? Now there are some DIVORCE lawyers who I think really try and do well by their clients and...
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Nazarian and his $96,000.00 BUZZ CUT
As many of us to come to our ends of life or at least another day closer, some much sooner than others we all realize something, FRIENDSHIP is something that can be very ‘negotiable’ the best word is...
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Oh My God, I Married a Whore! Prt. 1.
Why does someone (in all of my cases the ‘John’ component has always been wealthy, filthy rich if you will, more money than brains) marry a whore. And what is the expectation of, till “Death do us...
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Oh My God, I Married a Whore! Prt. 2.
Getting back to my original point, why does a really wealthy guy settle on a particular whore to marry? The whole reason I always felt about whores was ‘Fun, Fun & Fun’, and at the end of the...
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